Weight: Duh! You need to ask?
Distinguishing features: Er … B-I-I-I-I-G, brown and bearish and playful. Yeah, really. Not my fault that you can’t take a bit of rough and tumble. I can outrun Mo Farah over 200metres.
Catchphrase: Wash your feet!
Likes: Playing with my family.
Dislikes: Anyone messing with my cubs. As Cub Leader I’ll Dib dib dob do anything to protect them. People with smelly feet … Man, wash those peds before you put your slippers on.
Favourite film: Disneynature’s “Bears”. Beautiful.
Favourite music: The Gummy Bear Song.
Favourite Book: Mud, Sweat and Tears by Bear Grylls. See what I did there?
Food: ANYTHING! Particularly like four wheeled tinned food. Nom, nom, nom.
Describe yourself in three words: Big brown beast.