Brown Claw Slippers

Posted on 20th August 2014
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Brown Claw

Name: Grizz.

Weight: Duh! You need to ask?

Distinguishing features: Er … B-I-I-I-I-G, brown and bearish and playful. Yeah, really. Not my fault that you can’t take a bit of rough and tumble.
I can outrun Mo Farah over 200metres.

Catchphrase: Wash your feet!

Likes: Playing with my family.

Dislikes: Anyone messing with my cubs. As Cub Leader I’ll Dib dib dob do anything to protect them.
People with smelly feet … Man, wash those peds before you put your slippers on.

Favourite film: Disneynature’s “Bears”. Beautiful.

Favourite music: The Gummy Bear Song.

Favourite Book: Mud, Sweat and Tears by Bear Grylls. See what I did there?

Food: ANYTHING! Particularly like four wheeled tinned food. Nom, nom, nom.

Describe yourself in three words: Big brown beast.

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