Meet Sheila Kangaroo

Posted on 3rd November 2014
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Sheila Kangaroo

Name: Sheila.



 

Weight: Depends how many joeys I have and how big they are.



Distinguishing features: Beaut colouring. Likes a bit of boingee boingee.



Catchphrase: Don’t stand behind me!



Likes: Boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee, boingee. Rest a-a-a-a-and repeat!



Dislikes: Cars with Roo bars. Drive more carefully in the first pace. Those things hurt, Man. Don’t be a whacka.



Favourite film: Not a film, as such. Just a series of videos. They’re pretty spiffy.



Favourite music: Owl City – Fireflies Parody (Kangaroos).



Favourite Book: Kangaroo Dundee by Chris ‘Brolga’ Barns. Nice!



Food: A nice bit of grass and the occasional weed, Man. I love to chew my cud too; we call it drinking your liquid laugh.



Describe yourself in three words: Boomer’s best boinger.

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