I’m the original Monster slipper, much scarier than all of the others. Be very careful when ordering me, as you may find all of the other slippers, in the house a little frightened of me.
You may have seen my great big cousin 'giant monster claw' which sold recently on eBay. This raised £1500.00 for BBC's Children in Need. I'm a little more affordable, but just as scary.
Weight: That's my business.
Distinguishing features: Fat, furry and frightening
Likes: Scaring the other slippers.
Dislikes: Anyone thinking I’m not scary.
Favourite film: The Fly. It’s not a Monster movie per se, but Boy! It’s scary … in a human and worrying way. Im also enjoy watching films of my cousins from overseas, I think you humans call them Bigfoot!
Favourite music: Monster Mash. Natch. Great fun on a dark night.
Favourite Book: The Monster Book of monsters (Harry Potter). It attacks anyone that tries to open it. Stroke it’s spine and it’ll open itself. Well done that book! I want people to be so scared of me that they stroke me too.
Food: Monster Munch.
Describe yourself in three words: Fat, furry, frightening. Man I am one scary slipper.