Ponk the Pig

Posted on 19th August 2014
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Ponk the Pig

Name: Ponk.


Weight: Getting bigger by the day.

Distinguishing features: Big and pink.

Catchphrase: FO-O-O-O-D! Yay!

Likes: Food, mud and food.

Dislikes: Being hungry … ALL THE TIME. Just give me food.

Favourite film: Babe, of course. Winnie the Pooh (well, the bits with Piglet in anyway).

Favourite music: Wibbly Pig Happy Song.
These are pretty good songs, even though some aren’t too complimentary. Gotta be bad sometimes eh?

  1. War Pigs - Black Sabbath
  2. Piggies - Phish (Beatles cover)
  3. Pigs On The Wing 1 - Pink Floyd
  4. Pig's In Zen - Jane's Addiction
  5. March Of The Pigs - Nine Inch Nails
  6. Pigs - Cypress Hill
  7. Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly
  8. Blood Pigs - Otep
  9. Pigs of the Roman Empire - Melvins
  10. Pigs Is Pigs - Every Time I Die
  11. Pig - Dave Matthews Band
  12. Pigs, Sheep And Wolves - Paul Simon
  13. Pigs In Space - Mickey Hart
  14. Year Of The Pig - F*ck*d Up
  15. Filth Pig - Ministry
  16. Pigs Will Pay - Propagandhi
  17. Piggy Pie (Old School) - Insane Clown Posse
  18. Piggy Bank - 50 Cent
  19. Piggy In The Mirror - The Cure
  20. Pigs That Ran Straightaway Into The Water - The Mountain Goats
  21. Generation Swine - Motley Crue
  22. Pig - Weezer
  23. The Days Of Swine & Roses - My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
  24. Run, Pig, Run - Queens of the Stone Age
  25. Swine Fever - The The
  26. Mad The Swine - Queen
  27. Generation Of Swine - The Queers
  28. Green Eggs And Swine - 3rd Bass
  29. No Mercy For Swine - Cherry Poppin' Daddies
  30. Pig Farmers of the Apocalypse - Pig Farmers of the Apocalypse
  31. Get Your Hand Off My Shoulder, Pig - El-P
  32. A Pig Is A Pig - The Plasmatics
  33. Pig Meat Is What I Crave - Bo Carter
  34. Pig in the Parlor - Pete Seeger
  35. Pig - Seether
  36. Pig Meat Strut - Big Bill Broonzy
  37. Pig - Sebadoh
  38. Pig in a Pen - Yonder Mountain String Band
  39. Pig MF - Greg Ginn
  40. Pig - Steve Vai  

Favourite Book: Animal Farm, by George Orwell. It’s about the Russian revolution, you know. See … not as daft as we look eh? I don’t like the outcome, but it’s a lesson in life, I reckon. Don’t worry about taking over … just eat the food, that’s what I say.

Food: Er, anything!

Describe yourself in three words: Pink eating machine.

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