Ponk the Pig
Weight: Getting bigger by the day.
Distinguishing features: Big and pink.
Catchphrase: FO-O-O-O-D! Yay!
Likes: Food, mud and food.
Dislikes: Being hungry … ALL THE TIME. Just give me food.
Favourite music: Wibbly Pig Happy Song. These are pretty good songs, even though some aren’t too complimentary. Gotta be bad sometimes eh?
- War Pigs - Black Sabbath
- Piggies - Phish (Beatles cover)
- Pigs On The Wing 1 - Pink Floyd
- Pig's In Zen - Jane's Addiction
- March Of The Pigs - Nine Inch Nails
- Pigs - Cypress Hill
- Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly
- Blood Pigs - Otep
- Pigs of the Roman Empire - Melvins
- Pigs Is Pigs - Every Time I Die
- Pig - Dave Matthews Band
- Pigs, Sheep And Wolves - Paul Simon
- Pigs In Space - Mickey Hart
- Year Of The Pig - F*ck*d Up
- Filth Pig - Ministry
- Pigs Will Pay - Propagandhi
- Piggy Pie (Old School) - Insane Clown Posse
- Piggy Bank - 50 Cent
- Piggy In The Mirror - The Cure
- Pigs That Ran Straightaway Into The Water - The Mountain Goats
- Generation Swine - Motley Crue
- Pig - Weezer
- The Days Of Swine & Roses - My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Run, Pig, Run - Queens of the Stone Age
- Swine Fever - The The
- Mad The Swine - Queen
- Generation Of Swine - The Queers
- Green Eggs And Swine - 3rd Bass
- No Mercy For Swine - Cherry Poppin' Daddies
- Pig Farmers of the Apocalypse - Pig Farmers of the Apocalypse
- Get Your Hand Off My Shoulder, Pig - El-P
- A Pig Is A Pig - The Plasmatics
- Pig Meat Is What I Crave - Bo Carter
- Pig in the Parlor - Pete Seeger
- Pig - Seether
- Pig Meat Strut - Big Bill Broonzy
- Pig - Sebadoh
- Pig in a Pen - Yonder Mountain String Band
- Pig MF - Greg Ginn
- Pig - Steve Vai
Favourite Book: Animal Farm, by George Orwell. It’s about the Russian revolution, you know. See … not as daft as we look eh? I don’t like the outcome, but it’s a lesson in life, I reckon. Don’t worry about taking over … just eat the food, that’s what I say.
Food: Er, anything!
Describe yourself in three words: Pink eating machine.