Name: Posh (real name William Arthur Philip Penguin – third cousin of the Queen’s penguins, don’tcha know).
Weight: Plump. These bow ties are heavy!
Distinguishing features: Never seen without a bow tie. Even whilst bathing.
Catchphrase: Mine’s a Pims.
Likes: Having one’s chums over. Jolly good fun, eh?
Dislikes: Sticky marmalade jars. How could anyone? One gets goosebumps just thinking about it.
Favourite film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi_TQ_cg1e8#t=25
Favourite music: Mozart … Canzonetta sull’Aria. Makes a chap’s heart pound..
Favourite Book: Oxford mini Guide to English Usage.
Food: Lobster. Natch!
Describe yourself in three words: Queen’s third cousin.