Posh says "Hello"

Posted on 29th April 2014
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Posh Penguin

Name: Posh (real name William Arthur Philip Penguin – third cousin of the Queen’s penguins, don’tcha know).

Weight: Plump. These bow ties are heavy!

Distinguishing features: Never seen without a bow tie. Even whilst bathing.

Catchphrase: Mine’s a Pims.

Likes: Having one’s chums over. Jolly good fun, eh?

Dislikes: Sticky marmalade jars. How could anyone? One gets goosebumps just thinking about it.

Favourite film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi_TQ_cg1e8#t=25

Favourite music: Mozart … Canzonetta sull’Aria. Makes a chap’s heart pound..

Favourite Book: Oxford mini Guide to English Usage.

Food: Lobster. Natch!

Describe yourself in three words: Queen’s third cousin.

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