Good afternoon Peeps!
As you know, we love a corny joke as much as the next person and the fact that we specialise in novelty slippers speaks reams.
However … there are limits to what we’d put on our feet and we reckon these shoes are wa-a-a-a-a-a-y beyond us.
Sure, we wear daft footwear in the comfort of our own homes (or offices sometimes), but would you really sport any of these little fellas in town? We think not.
As we do animal slippers, let's start with some kooky animal shoes.
Enough animals, we did some searches on creepy shoes and these two hit the mark for us ... WHY would you want walk around with a couple of tarantulas in your shoes? Years ago a so called friend had some pet tarantulas and I freaked out when I saw one sitting on the bookshelf. He waited a full hour before letting me know they shed their skin - like snakes - and this was, in fact, an empty skin. Didn't like them before and now I can't even look one in the eye.
I know these ratty things are probably more akin to our slippers, but I'm not the only one in the office to find them a bit creepy.
We had a dad return a pair of Guy Gorilla slippers this week because his two year old was scared of them. Bless! We sent him a Mr Cuddles so he'll know for future reference that we're squidgy not scary. And don't let that give you any ideas about buying slippers, saying they freaked you out and getting a free gift in return. It just won't work!
OK Peeps, that's enough for today. We do have some more weird (non animal) shoes, but you'll have to wait a couple of days for those as we've got a pot of tea on the brew and a home made chocolate cake waiting. We know our priorities.
See you in a couple of days.
Love and hugs from the Monster team. xx