Wilbur Wolf

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Please note, although Wilbur is not available in XL and XXL, Wally Wolf is. Click here for more info.  

Please note; £2 from every pair sold goes direct to the UK Wolf Conservation Trust.

There are no Loyalty Points awarded for Charity Footwear. Your loyalty points have in a way been used to help a worthy cause instead! Well done you!

Name: Wilbur

Weight: *********

Distinguishing features: Sultry black eyeliner

Catchphrase: It didn’t do it!

Likes: Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costelloe, Emmylou Harris, Little Feat, Mark Knopfler and everyone else who worked on Mother Earth Blues. Thanks for caring Guys.

Dislikes: Everyone thinking I’m mean.

Favourite film: Dances with Wolves. Nice one Kev.

Favourite music: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Wolfgang Amadeaus Mozart.

Favourite Book: The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs by A. Wolf. This is so important I need to tell you more about it.

Well, didn’t the story of the three little pigs ever seem slightly biased to you? Wolves are just not like that.

Kind and thoughtful. That’s what we are.

Anyway, the story here was told by Alexander T Wolf. Al Wolf was minding his own business, making his beloved granny a cake, when he realised he was out sugar.

He went from house to house (one made of straw, one of sticks and one of bricks) asking to borrow a cup of sugar. Hardly his fault he had a cold, was it? Definitely not his fault the silly pigs had built their rubbish houses out of … well, rubbish, was it?

A couple of sneezes and coughs from poor, unfortunate virus-ridden Mr Wolf and their houses were no more. After the pigs had been ever-so-accidentally killed … well, who can blame him for having a snack? Look! I bet you know people who eat sausages and things.

Food: Pork sausages.        Wha-a-a-a-at?

Describe yourself in three words: Soft and misunderstood.

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