Yeti Claw (beige claw)

Posted on 3rd November 2014
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Yeti Claw

Here we go … Monster Claw (original), Roary Claw and Pink all think they’re the scariest. That just makes me want to stamp my foot in the snow. Everyone knows that you have to hide in caves and come out at night if you want to win the scary medal.

You want to be terrified? Yep? Then I’m the one you need folks. They might be furry and fluffy, but I’m just hair-raising. Try me and see. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
 

Name: Bigfoot.

Weight: ENORMOUS.

Distinguishing features: Formidable, frightening and ... er … fluffy.

Catchphrase: Stomp!

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Likes: Hiding in cupboards and jumping out when people walk past.

Dislikes: Iced tea.

Favourite film: Monsters Inc, especially the bit with my cousin in. Go Cuz, go.

Favourite music: Stomp! By the Brothers Johnson.

Favourite Book: Footprints in the Butter  by Pie Corbett and Eleanor Taylor.

Ways to trap a yeti! should be burnt. Terrible book.

Food: Snowballs made with coconut ice and condensed milk. Yum!

Describe yourself in three words: Elusive mountain dweller.

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